The ladies of Hearts Under Fire may loook sweet and innocent, but this is all a lie, a ruse,  a fib, an untruth, an... oh you get the picture.

Find out more about their twisted world of Pat Sharp, Michael Jackson and unintentional on-stage flashing right here...

1) If your band were Prime Minister for the day what three things would you do?
Cuddle, listen to HUF and dance together

2) Which other Red Bull Bedroom Jam bands do you love and why?
We like all the RBBJ bands, but would have to be Heights because they're just sick & No Mean City because their performance is unreal [Watch their Bedroom Jam gig videos here]

3) As a band, what would be your karaoke number?
It'd have to be Love Is A Battlefield purely because we covered it & had to sing it accapella when the power cut out at a gig.

4) Which member of the band would make the best TV presenter, and what kind of show should they front?
Mary, purely because she could present any sort of TV show & make it entertaining

5) What were you called before you finally settled on your current band name, and why? Why did you ditch it?
We've stuck with the same name the whole way! We were in previous bands though with pretty funny names.. Hello Ruby and Princess Loser being two examples.

6) Other than voting for you in RBBJ, what’s the best thing about your fans? What makes them unique?
They just completely get our live shows, they participate, enjoy themselves & understand what we're about.

7) Which band in the world would you most want to play a show with a why?
Collectively, probably Alkaline Trio purely because they are a group influence of ours.

8) As a band, what one word do you all use far too much?
Probably poo, or probs, we say that a lot.

9) What one thing do you envy about another band that you wish you had?
Michael Jackson's moves

10) What one food and one drink could the whole band live off for a whole tour?
This is a difficult one.. Don't think we could live off one food & one drink because some of us are fussy... Let's say salad & pitta bread to eat & tea / coffee to drink. (We know we cheated a bit there..)

11) If you’re band were the A Team, who would be which member of the team?
Lexi would be Mr T because of her drum guns, Steph would be Hannibal because he's definately got that charm going on, Mary would be Murdock because he's got some kooky dress sense and Nicky would be Face because she's pretty nice to look at to be honest.

12) If you could put on your own festival which 5 bands would play and who would headline? Where would it be and who would host it?
It'd be somewhere exotic where we could lounge about like queens.

Pat Sharp from Fun House would definately host it and we'd have Circa Survive, Bon Jovi, Prince, The Kills and Alkaline Trio... A band each and a band we decided on together..

13) Who in the band has the strangest talent and what is it? Note you may be ask ed to provide video evidence!
Have you met Hearts Under Fire? We're all weirdos... Steph definately comes off worst in our little HUF videos though haha!

14) Who in the band has the worst habits? Feel free to name and shame.
Our worst habit and best habit would be that we can all get stupidly hyperactive and laugh a lot. It's good because it's funny to whoever is hyper, it's not good because whoever is not hyper will just find it annoying.

15) What’s the best useless fact you know.
We know too many... A whale's penis is called a dork.

16) As a band, who are your heroes?
We all have individual heroes but they all share common ground in the fact that they are all incredible musicians.

17) You’re stranded on a desert island, which member of your band do you eat first and why?
Nicky because she's the one who worries the most.

18) Who in the band has the most embarrassing first gig? Name and shame please.
Mary had an embarrassing one when her boob popped out on stage, it was the first gig her dad had ever come to watch.

19) Which of your songs has the most ludicrous title? What does it mean?
Our songs have fairly tame names, but we have nicknames for each of our songs and so our set-list is written differently every time.. Examples would include Spitting Arse, Metal Mayhem, Chaps, It's Not Me It's Mary, etc

20) What’s your ultimate goal as a band?
Tour the world and live off the income, whether we scrape by or roll in it, the dream is to live off the band.

Read more 20 Questions interviews from some of our other bands:

• Never Means Maybe
• Stand-Up Guy
• Sacred Betrayal
• You And What Army